My name is Beth, mom, wife, slave, okay not really a slave, more like a beloved housekeeper like Mrs. Garrett on "Diff'rent Strokes". Anyways, these days I find myself living the dream life, well at least my dream life. Sure most of my adventures are spent as a short order cook or scraping week-old dried applesauce off the walls left by my youngest, or by seeking humility on a daily basis in public places as my oldest one works (thrashes) his way through the threes.  Ahhhh, but even more so, I get to revel in those moments where I am the princess who is being saved by her two little princes from the evil miniature schnauzer Lucy, or when I am the hero who brings healing with a hug and a quick kiss to a boo boo. What tops it all off is when the boss comes home, and he brings Sonic. Life is good.

With that said, this blog is about my kids, my husband, my kitchen, my OCD.... my home if you will,  and all the crazy and lovely and sometimes inappropriate things that happen in it. So please visit this blog often if you wish to hear me brag about my family, try my "borrowed" recipes, and share in my obsessive quest for tidiness- all with a touch of humor and sarcasm, just how I like everything else in my life. Enjoy!