Ben: Momma, Jesus texts me.
Me: What, Ben? Ummm, I don't think Jesus texts you.
Ben: Yes Momma, Jesus texts me.
Me: Ben, you don't even have a cell phone, how can Jesus text you?
Ben: Yes he does! He texts me from monsters and bad guys! Jesus texts me!
Me: I'm sorry Ben. You are right. Jesus protects you!
Ben: Yes, Jesus texts me.